என் இனிய English மக்களே !

" Like a dog that is loyal to its master

who ties him up and tortures him,

Despite your atrocities & stealing Kohinoor,

I have high regards for you,

thankful for the residual desi english we speak,

telecom ,railways, simla & ooty

and for uniting us to fight against you !

I admire your reverence to your queen & king

I admire your aristocratic lifestyle

I admire your table manners & etiquettes

I admire your innovations & inventions

While I admire your sense of hygiene & cleanliness,

I wonder, why do you eat with spoon & fork,

that could have gone into hundreds of oral cavity

while we use our hands that has fed only ours ;

Why do you have to get maximum

exposure of your naked bottom

in western closets with maximum

risk of exposure to infections ?

Why do you have to fell trees &

smear up those tissue papers

while dilution remains the best solution here! "

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