Dec 18, 2008

என் இனிய English மக்களே !

" Like a dog that is loyal to its master
who ties him up and tortures him,
Despite your atrocities & stealing Kohinoor,
I have high regards for you,
thankful for the residual desi english we speak,
telecom ,railways, simla & ooty
and for uniting us to fight against you !

I admire your reverence to your queen & king
I admire your aristocratic lifestyle
I admire your table manners & etiquettes
I admire your innovations & inventions

While I admire your sense of hygiene & cleanliness,
I wonder, why do you eat with spoon & fork,
that could have gone into hundreds of oral cavity
while we use our hands that has fed only ours ;
Why do you have to get maximum
exposure of your naked bottom
in western closets with maximum
risk of exposure to infections ?
Why do you have to fell trees &
smear up those tissue papers
while dilution remains the best solution here! "

1 comments:

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